Does anyone actually read this:
Consider purchasing one of our products as a reason to do something super epic, something you wouldn't have done otherwise.
For example: Go on a spontaneous adventure, start a new project or business, @idkFUQUETTE, do something you've always dreamed of doing.
Why not, you literally might not be here tomorrow.
ANYWAYS, HOW DOES IT WORK?
Step 1: Purchase the FUQUETTE swag you'd like to rep - aka join the club.
*MUST BE ONE OF OUR PRODUCTS* (ps: we'll know...)
Step 2: Go on as many epic adventures as you're willing/able to.
Step 3: Tag @idkfuquette #FUQUETTE in as many videos and photos as you can and let's start a movement.
*Add "@idkfuquette" as a collaborator to your Insta post to be featured on our page
OBVIOUSLY POSITIVE VIBES ONLY - ALL NEGATIVE VIBES WILL RESULT IN AN AUTOMATIC BLOCK AND USERNAME RECORDED ON A PUBLIC LIST OF OFFICIAL BITCHASSES.
Just don't be a bitchass, we're trying to do something good.